Morning sex is the best. Morning breath is the worst.
If you don’t think his morning wood will last while you both skip to the bathroom to brush, you gotta keep the necessaries within arm’s reach. If your sensibilities are delicate, keep this handblown beauty by Esque for Branch Home filled with mouthwash on the bedside table. It’s pricier than most, but you can get a perfectly good one on the cheap.
Of course for hardcore bitches, a bottle of Jack Daniels will always do in a pinch.
I think Whoretalk/Coketalk just answered the last question I had on bed etiquette - WHAT TA DO ABOUT DAT MORNIN’ BREATH FUNK, ya know!?
(Source: thecoquette)
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